Ooh, Under 5 Seconds, I'd Say... ;)

Irene Adler:           I would have you, right here, on this desk, until you begged for mercy, twice.
Sherlock Holmes:  I've never begged for mercy in my life.
Irene Adler:           Twice.

"Who would be a fan of Sherlock Holmes?" I'll tell you who, Irene Adler. And I'm not too far behind.

I.O.U. Sherlock. I.O.U. Love. <3