Reading Micro Expressions Online, Victim/Guinea Pig #1.

---Posted this on the dating site that I made an account on to test my skills with micro expression reading:
     My username is 'Lady InTheTARDIS'.
     My victim/guinea pig is listed as 'Bradley Maertz'.

Lady: BTW boys, I WILL know your true intentions for me just by looking at your face. love the study of Micro Expressions. Very handy for dating.
1 hour ago · Comment · Like · View

---This was the result:
3 people like this.
Lady InTheTARDIS 1 hour ago
So if i were you...I wouldn't try to pull one over on ME boys, that's just asking for trouble.

Bradley Maertz 1 hour ago
I'm not like those boys lol I'm more sweeter than  That

Lady InTheTARDIS 38 minutes ago
#1. your grammar is bad. (not picking a fight, just saying.) #2. that's not what I see in you. #3. the biggest thing i see in your face is Self Confidence issues. #4. nice job trying to convince me with words, but you won't get a girl until you believe that lie yourself, or better yet, stop lying.#5. I think that you are overcompensating for something, maybe you aren't confident in your looks, or social skills, either way, you haven't had a successful/good relationship in a long time, maybe ever...  #6. now you have the option to call me out on anything I have said, you could defend yourself, but i think it's a slim chance that you will if your self confidence is low like i think it is. plus, I'm rather confident that you KNOW I'm right, and fighting with me would just prove it to yourself more. So, I'd take my advice and try flirting with someone else... maybe even try picking a single girl next time, that may work better. (do your research next time.)

Lady InTheTARDIS 37 minutes ago
oh by the way, the 'lol' in your comment shows a total lack of confidence in what you had just typed. :)

Bradley Maertz 32 minutes ago
Just say away from me god omg people

Lady InTheTARDIS 20 minutes ago
Ah! another one! you said 'people' when I am the only one talking to you, insinuating that you have had trouble interacting socially with people in the past. maybe you think 'they' are out to get you. you may think people are judging you now. (which may be in 'their' case, but not mine) But you don't blame me, because I'm right, and you know i am.so you are deflectingthe attention. (gosh don't you just love intelligent conversation? it's so riveting!)

Bradley Maertz 16 minutes ago
Your not right you do not even know me so just stop

Lady InTheTARDIS 10 minutes ago
okay. I'll stop. But thanks for playing along.

---And he sent me a Private message before he saw my response, look how his attitude changes once he read what I wrote in both the status and the email:

Bradley:
Can we hookup and talk and get to know eachother?
2:55pm Jan 25

You:
nice try, but I don't think it would be wise to flirt with a woman who has a boyfriend already. especially when you tried to prove a point that you had no confidence in.
2:57pm Jan 25

Bradley:
What? What are u talkin about it don't say anything about a boyfriend anywhere on ur profile
3:05pm Jan 25

You:
look again. My 'about me' specifically. First words "I am seeing someone." you didn't comment to flirt, you wanted to 'attempt' to exhibit control, and confidence. (of which you are severely lacking) Thanks for the comment.

---I know I was a little bit hard on him so I let him go nicely.
So, what do you think? could my micro expression reading on him have some merit? Was it decently done for someone with no prior training? Could I be a natural? It's a fascinating study. Maybe this is a hidden talent that i have.