Tuesday, January 29, 2013

THIS SITE IS DEFIANTLY FOR:
DAYDREAMERS, GEEKS, NERDS, AND ANYONE IN A(N) (INTELLIGENT) FANDOM.


Me, Myself, and My Minions talked about it and they decided that writing a blog would be the best way to get things out in the open. I don't really see how writing this will help though, because nothing ever happens to us. It was mostly the others who wanted to do this, I just sort of got forced into doing it. We've got a handicap, as most people would put it. (We think it's more of a talent really.) I created it, and the rest of them just... kind of followed along. But the point is that I am the worlds only consulting daydreamer. And well, the rest of them, they back me up. I guess the nice thing about what we do is that our job description is basically the requirements for the job. And it's all summed up in this motto: "We are, and always will be-The optimists. The hopers of far-flung hopes. And the dreamers of improbable dreams." Now, one thing I should make clear is that I am the smart one, and they are the potato ones. I do the work around here, and they just embellish it, and make it pretty. The web design was all them, but where the typing is concerned... Well, here I am. So lets get to the fun stuff shall we? I'm all about fun. (not so much running, but I end up doing an awful lot of that anyway.)

Well this is a blog, so basically, I'll write about things, and you follow them. But this is also a business, so I guess I should explain what services we offer: As a consulting daydreamer, I do many things, from providing the means for other people to 'explain' their fantasies. (As an example, If you want a believable theory that explains how Hogwarts could really exist. I would reach into the depths of my creative conscience and pull out a theory for how it is real. And if that isn't enough, then maybe as a side note, I then explain a theory for why you haven't been able to walk through platform 9 3/4 even though you are convinced that you are not an ordinary muggle.) To having intelligent conversation, geeking out about advances in science, or even just talking about the newest episode of a TV show. Basically, I provide hope to others. Mostly to the daydreamers, and the numerous fandoms that overwhelm tumblr to the farthest corners of this tiny planet.

And that's where my Minions come in. They help me get the proof I sometimes need in order to secure a believable theory. Sometimes that's the last piece in a puzzle that turns a daydream into a possibility. And as the famous sonnet by Emma Lazarus states: "Give me your tired, your poor,your huddled masses yearning to breathe free." We will do anything within our power to grant you the theory that could make your 'just a daydream' a more hopeful reality.

Well that's our sales pitch. If anything, I hope it was an entertaining read. Let us know if we can assist you in any way. Also, feel free to post any nerdy, geeky, or fandom related tid-bits that you find. (Doctor Who, Sherlock, Fringe, Lie To Me, and The Vampire Diaries are just some of the ones I watch.) Please NO SPOILERS though! If you have something that could be, or is a spoiler, that you really feel the need to post, change the font color to hide it (if the layout allows) or put it in a link to a different location. We don't want to piss anybody off if we can prevent it now.

Thank You so much for visiting our site. "Willkommen! Bienvenue! Welcome! C'mon in!"
I hope that you all don't mind a hermit. 'Cause that's what I am. A Hermit.

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